Greeting Cards

“Birthdays Are For Losers” Card by Sleazy Greetings

Happy birthday? More like happy LAME day! This hilarious card is sure to bring a smile to any loser’s face (because, let’s face it, birthdays are for losers). Make someone’s birthday a little less serious with this witty and playful card. It’s perfect for anyone who’s officially one year closer to being a hot mess. Whether they’re clinging to their twenties, stumbling through their thirties, or pretending the forties are the new thirties, this card delivers the perfect mix of sarcasm and truth. It’ll have them laughing, cringing, and maybe even accepting the inevitable. Getting older sucks, but laughing at it never gets old.

Not Your Average Greeting Cards

Let’s be real—some occasions call for more than just a sweet sentiment or a generic joke. That’s where sleazy greeting cards come in. Designed for those who laugh the loudest at the dirtiest jokes, these cards go where traditional ones wouldn’t dare. Whether it’s a birthday, bachelorette, breakup, or just a Tuesday, there’s a card here to perfectly match your filthy sense of humor.

Bold, Cheeky, and Outrageous

These aren’t your grandma’s greeting cards—unless she’s the one with the best spicy comebacks. From cheeky innuendos to downright outrageous sayings, each card is crafted to shock, delight, and definitely get a reaction. Some cards are rude, some are raunchy, and others toe the line of “should I really be laughing at this?” But hey, if it makes your bestie snort-laugh or your partner blush, we say mission accomplished.

Quality You Can Feel

Printed with bold graphics and unapologetically dirty humor, these cards are made from high-quality cardstock coated with a matte finish for a beautiful texture and feel. Printed in Colorado, USA, on eco-friendly paper, each card comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper—because even sleazy can be sustainable. Perfect for your significant other, friend, or family member, these cards say it with sass, spice, and zero filter.

• Blank inside for your personal message
• A7 size (5″ x 7″)
• Printed in the USA on premium paper matte stock
• Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper
• Uncoated texture on the inside for easy writing without smudging
• Printed on thick, durable cardstock for a luxurious, high-quality finish

SKU: SG001384

UPC: 810171403841

Remind your friends about their best qualities with this cheeky birthday card. This year, they should be as classy, sassy and bad assy as ever!

This card is perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh on their birthday. This punny card is the perfect way to show your love and appreciation with a bit a sarcasm for your brother or sister. Made from high-quality card stock with a matte finish, this card feels as special as your relationship. It’s blank inside, so you can write a heartfelt message. Printed in Colorado, USA, on eco-friendly paper, this card comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper. Show your love and sense of humor with this funny and adorable card.

• Blank inside
• A7 size (5″ x 7″)
• Printed in the USA onto a paper matte stock.
• Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper
• Uncoated texture on the inside for easy writing without smudging
• Printed on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish

SKU: SG000529

UPC: 810063485290