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    • Sleazy Greetings – Penis In My Mouth Card

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      Sleazy Greetings – Penis In My Mouth Card

      $6.99 52 Pleasure Points
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      Psychics can get horny too! This cheeky birthday card from Sleazy Greetings is the perfect thing to give your boyfriend on his birthday. Men always want one special act on their birthday… to be given …

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    • Sleazy Greetings – Miserable Old Bastard Card

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      Sleazy Greetings – Miserable Old Bastard Card

      $6.99 52 Pleasure Points
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      Do you have a loved one in your life that says “bah humbug”, hates fun, and is seemingly visited by multiple spirits? Then maybe this card might be for them! Show your grinch-y loved ones …

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    • Sleazy Greetings – I Can’t Feel My Legs Card

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      Sleazy Greetings – I Can’t Feel My Legs Card

      $6.99 52 Pleasure Points
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      These charming little gingerbread men are here to help you celebrate the most wonderful time of the year! Whether you’re on the Naughty List or the Nice List, this cheeky, hilarious Christmas card is the …

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    • Sleazy Greetings – We Saw That Card

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      Sleazy Greetings – We Saw That Card

      $6.99 52 Pleasure Points
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      Who doesn’t love a mildly threatening yet hilarious Christmas card? Certainly not us! Let your naughty child know that Santa and Jesus have seen everything. Or scare your neighbors because you know that they let …

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    • Sleazy Greetings – Let’s Celebrate In My Vagina Card

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      Sleazy Greetings – Let’s Celebrate In My Vagina Card

      $6.99 52 Pleasure Points
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      Wish your sweetheart a lovely Valentine’s Day and also invite them out for Valentine’s plans all with this hilarious card! Who could possibly decline your invitation when you give them such an ornate, gorgeous card? …

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    • Sleazy Greetings – They Started With… Card

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      Sleazy Greetings – They Started With… Card

      $6.99 52 Pleasure Points
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      You’re allowed to indulge in all your sweet cravings over Christmas, there’s definitely no consequences, right?… Celebrate the holidays with joy and laughter thanks to this hilariously witty Christmas card. I think that gingerbread man …

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    • Sleazy Greetings – You’re On The Cunt List Card

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      Sleazy Greetings – You’re On The Cunt List Card

      $6.99 52 Pleasure Points
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      Remind your loved ones that they don’t belong on the Nice or Naughty List this year… but they do belong on the Cunt List. We all know who belongs on here… that’s right, I’m talking …

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    • Sleazy Greetings – I Like My Stocking… Card

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      Sleazy Greetings – I Like My Stocking… Card

      $6.99 52 Pleasure Points
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      Ladies, let your men know you like them how you like your stocking, well hung! As you’re hanging your stockings on the fireplace this year, we ask you to take some time to think about …

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    • Sleazy Greetings – All I Want For Christmas Card

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      Sleazy Greetings – All I Want For Christmas Card

      $6.99 52 Pleasure Points
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      Let your boyfriend or husband know that all you want for Christmas this year is their dick. We would not recommend sending this Christmas card to your neighbor or weird co-worker, unless you guys have …

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    • Sleazy Greetings – Heard You’re Pregnant Card

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      Sleazy Greetings – Heard You’re Pregnant Card

      $6.99 52 Pleasure Points
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      Celebrate the upcoming arrival of a baby with a touch of humor and snarkiness! This funny and cheeky card is sure to bring some laughter to the mom-to-be. Send some laughter and well wishes to …

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    • Sleazy Greetings – Merry Christmas Bitch Card

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      Sleazy Greetings – Merry Christmas Bitch Card

      $6.99 52 Pleasure Points
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      This rude Christmas card is perfect for your husband, friend, wife, girlfriend, or boyfriend. Or even give it to that one aunt that always makes comments about your weight at Christmas. The front of this …

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    • Sleazy Greetings – Get Your Dick Ready Card

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      Sleazy Greetings – Get Your Dick Ready Card

      $6.99 52 Pleasure Points
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      Give your boyfriend or husband a heads up with what this holiday season will involve. Nothing says Merry Christmas quite like the prospect of some good ol’ Christmas Sex. They should really have a Christmas …

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