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Nobü Essentials – Röri Powerful Rabbit Dual Vibe – Lilac
0 out of 5$99.99
Nobü Essentials – Röri Powerful Rabbit Dual Vibe – Lilac
$99.99DESCRIPTION:Nobü Essentials – Röri
(Powerful Rabbit Dual Vibrator)Re-Order#: NB001859
UPC: 694182023911Discover the Power of Röri
Nobü Essentials – Röri, your new favorite rabbit vibe from Nobü! Made with soft-touch silicone, this rumbling dual vibe offers a powerful, pleasurable experience like no other. Innovative, ergonomic, and designed to please, this gorgeous, lilac rabbit effortlessly combines functionality with style, ensuring an ease of use that doesn’t lack in excitement! In addition, its intuitive controls and whisper-quiet motor make it ideal for discreet solo sessions or spontaneous partner play. Not only is it user-friendly, but it’s also perfectly suited for both newcomers and seasoned toy lovers alike. All in all, Röri fits seamlessly into any intimate routine, offering something truly special every time.
Why Röri Stands Out
Catering to both clitoral and G-spot stimulation, this rechargeable, waterproof rabbit can confidently be used in the bath or shower, guaranteeing to level up your playtime. Furthermore, thanks to its three separate motors, you have access to over 100 different vibration patterns, allowing you to explore a vast range of sensations that can be tailored to your specific desires and needs. As such, if variety truly is the spice of life, then consider Röri the secret ingredient to a savory sex life! Luxurious, versatile, and undeniably powerful, this rumbling rabbit is a must-have for any treasure trunk. To top it off, its body-safe materials and sleek, travel-friendly design make it a dependable and desirable choice for pleasure wherever and whenever inspiration strikes.
Key Features:
- 3 Extra Powerful Motors
- Rechargeable via USB
- Medical Grade Silicone
- 100+ Vibration Patterns
- Waterproof (IPX7)
- C-Spot and G-spot Stimulation
- 5 Year Warranty
Essential to know:
Color: Lilac
Material: Medical Grade Silicone
Flexibility: Firm Soft Touch
Battery Information: Rechargeable via USB
Warranty: 5 years with NobüInsertable Length: 5 in.
Length: 8 1/2 in.
Width at widest point: 1 1/4 in.
Width at smallest point: 3/4 in.Package:
Depth: 2 1/4 in.
Width: 4 1/8 in.
Height: 9 1/5 in.Cleaning: We always recommend using an antibacterial toy cleaner; they are specially designed to be gentle on intimate areas and toys.
Lubricant recommendations: We always recommend using water-based lubricant with all your toys.
... Read moreDESCRIPTION:Nobü Essentials – Röri
(Powerful Rabbit Dual Vibrator)... Read lessRe-Order#: NB001859
UPC: 694182023911Discover the Power of Röri
Nobü Essentials – Röri, your new favorite rabbit vibe from Nobü! Made with soft-touch silicone, this rumbling dual vibe offers a powerful, pleasurable experience like no other. Innovative, ergonomic, and designed to please, this gorgeous, lilac rabbit effortlessly combines functionality with style, ensuring an ease of use that doesn’t lack in excitement! In addition, its intuitive controls and whisper-quiet motor make it ideal for discreet solo sessions or spontaneous partner play. Not only is it user-friendly, but it’s also perfectly suited for both newcomers and seasoned toy lovers alike. All in all, Röri fits seamlessly into any intimate routine, offering something truly special every time.
Why Röri Stands Out
Catering to both clitoral and G-spot stimulation, this rechargeable, waterproof rabbit can confidently be used in the bath or shower, guaranteeing to level up your playtime. Furthermore, thanks to its three separate motors, you have access to over 100 different vibration patterns, allowing you to explore a vast range of sensations that can be tailored to your specific desires and needs. As such, if variety truly is the spice of life, then consider Röri the secret ingredient to a savory sex life! Luxurious, versatile, and undeniably powerful, this rumbling rabbit is a must-have for any treasure trunk. To top it off, its body-safe materials and sleek, travel-friendly design make it a dependable and desirable choice for pleasure wherever and whenever inspiration strikes.
Key Features:
- 3 Extra Powerful Motors
- Rechargeable via USB
- Medical Grade Silicone
- 100+ Vibration Patterns
- Waterproof (IPX7)
- C-Spot and G-spot Stimulation
- 5 Year Warranty
Essential to know:
Color: Lilac
Material: Medical Grade Silicone
Flexibility: Firm Soft Touch
Battery Information: Rechargeable via USB
Warranty: 5 years with NobüInsertable Length: 5 in.
Length: 8 1/2 in.
Width at widest point: 1 1/4 in.
Width at smallest point: 3/4 in.Package:
Depth: 2 1/4 in.
Width: 4 1/8 in.
Height: 9 1/5 in.Cleaning: We always recommend using an antibacterial toy cleaner; they are specially designed to be gentle on intimate areas and toys.
Lubricant recommendations: We always recommend using water-based lubricant with all your toys. -
Nobü Essentials – Kasi Weighted Kegel Set – Lilac
0 out of 5$44.99
Nobü Essentials – Kasi Weighted Kegel Set – Lilac
$44.99DESCRIPTION:Nobü Essentials – Kasi
(Weighted Silicone Kegel Set)Re-Order# : NB001861
UPC: 694182023935Kegel Balls 101
Nobü Essentials – Kasi will kick your Kegels into gear , the newest addition to the Nobü line! This stylish, weighted Kegel set is designed to help strengthen your pelvic floor and support overall vaginal health — all while looking extra cute! Why use Kegel balls, you ask? Medical professionals agree: regular Kegel training offers a range of health benefits including increased pelvic muscle tone, improved bladder control and enhanced intimate wellness. Kasi makes it easy to start (or level up) your vaginal health journey with its three progressively weighted balls, allowing you to train at your own pace. What’s more? Each ball is paired with a flexible silicone retrieval cord for easy removal – because here at Nobü, we believe that function should feel just as good as form!
Pro Tip
If you’re new to Kegels, start with the lightest ball and work your way up as your strength improves.
Key Features:
- Soft Touch
- Convenient Retrieval Cord
- Gradual Weighted Balls
- Waterproof
- Medical Grade Silicone
- 3 Interchangeable Weights
Essential to know:
Color: Lilac
Material: Medical Grade Silicone
Flexibility: Hard Balls, Flexible Casings
Battery Information: Non-VibratingSmallest Kegel Ball:
Total Length: 6 in. – 15.5cm
Ball Length: 2 in. – 5cm
Ball Width: 1 1/4 in. – 3cm
Weight: 55 gramsMedium Kegel Ball:
Total Length: 7 1/4 in. – 18cm
Ball Length: 3 1/4 in. – 8.5cm
Ball Width: 1 1/8 in. – 3cm
Weight: 75 gramsLargest Kegel Balls:
Total Length: 7 1/2 in. – 18cm
Ball Length: 3 1/2 in. – 8cm
Ball Width: 1 1/4 in. – 3cm
Weight: 95 grams
Package:
Depth: 2 in. – 5cm
Width: 5 in. – 13cm
Height: 7 in. – 18cmCleaning: We always recommend using an antibacterial toy cleaner; they are specially designed to be gentle on intimate areas and toys.
Lubricant recommendations: We always recommend using water-based lubricant with all your toys.
... Read moreDESCRIPTION:... Read lessNobü Essentials – Kasi
(Weighted Silicone Kegel Set)Re-Order# : NB001861
UPC: 694182023935Kegel Balls 101
Nobü Essentials – Kasi will kick your Kegels into gear , the newest addition to the Nobü line! This stylish, weighted Kegel set is designed to help strengthen your pelvic floor and support overall vaginal health — all while looking extra cute! Why use Kegel balls, you ask? Medical professionals agree: regular Kegel training offers a range of health benefits including increased pelvic muscle tone, improved bladder control and enhanced intimate wellness. Kasi makes it easy to start (or level up) your vaginal health journey with its three progressively weighted balls, allowing you to train at your own pace. What’s more? Each ball is paired with a flexible silicone retrieval cord for easy removal – because here at Nobü, we believe that function should feel just as good as form!
Pro Tip
If you’re new to Kegels, start with the lightest ball and work your way up as your strength improves.
Key Features:
- Soft Touch
- Convenient Retrieval Cord
- Gradual Weighted Balls
- Waterproof
- Medical Grade Silicone
- 3 Interchangeable Weights
Essential to know:
Color: Lilac
Material: Medical Grade Silicone
Flexibility: Hard Balls, Flexible Casings
Battery Information: Non-VibratingSmallest Kegel Ball:
Total Length: 6 in. – 15.5cm
Ball Length: 2 in. – 5cm
Ball Width: 1 1/4 in. – 3cm
Weight: 55 gramsMedium Kegel Ball:
Total Length: 7 1/4 in. – 18cm
Ball Length: 3 1/4 in. – 8.5cm
Ball Width: 1 1/8 in. – 3cm
Weight: 75 gramsLargest Kegel Balls:
Total Length: 7 1/2 in. – 18cm
Ball Length: 3 1/2 in. – 8cm
Ball Width: 1 1/4 in. – 3cm
Weight: 95 grams
Package:
Depth: 2 in. – 5cm
Width: 5 in. – 13cm
Height: 7 in. – 18cmCleaning: We always recommend using an antibacterial toy cleaner; they are specially designed to be gentle on intimate areas and toys.
Lubricant recommendations: We always recommend using water-based lubricant with all your toys. -
Nobü Essentials – Jäzi Powerful Tapered Bullet – Sky Blue
0 out of 5$54.99
Nobü Essentials – Jäzi Powerful Tapered Bullet – Sky Blue
$54.99DESCRIPTION:Nobü Essentials – Jäzi
(Powerful Tapered Bullet)Re-Order#: NB001860
UPC: 694182023928Small But Mighty: Discover the Ultimate Bullet Vibrator
Nobü Essentials – Jäzi might seem small but don’t be fooled by its compact size—this bullet vibrator is proof that powerful pleasure can come in the smallest of packages. Whether you’re new to vibration or looking to add a reliable go-to to your collection, this sleek, discreet toy is designed to deliver toe-curling satisfaction exactly where you want it. From foreplay to solo indulgence, this little wonder adapts beautifully to your mood and your needs.
First and foremost, the body-safe, velvety-smooth finish feels luxurious against the skin, offering a soft yet firm touch. Moreover, its simple, one-button control ensures ease of use without fumbling or distraction, letting you stay completely in the moment. Thanks to its compact, travel-friendly design, it’s perfect for stashing in a purse, bedside drawer, or even taking on a weekend getaway.Customizable Vibes, Wherever You Want Them
In addition, this bullet features multiple vibration settings that range from teasingly gentle to intensely strong—allowing you to tailor every session to your exact preferences. Whether you’re warming up, winding down, or going for gold, the variety of speeds and rhythms ensures no two sessions feel the same. Not to mention, its whisper-quiet motor offers the discretion you want without sacrificing intensity.
Better yet, this rechargeable bullet is waterproof, making it ideal for bath or shower play. So, if you’ve ever dreamed of steamy solo soaks or playful partner sessions in the tub, you’re in luck. No cords, no stress—just charge, play, and repeat.
All things considered, this bullet vibrator is an absolute must-have: compact, powerful, easy to use, and endlessly pleasurable. Whether you’re gifting yourself or someone special, it’s a small investment in big satisfaction. Ready to turn up the buzz? This pocket-sized powerhouse is waiting to be your new favorite.Key Features:
- Rechargeable via USB
- 12 Programs
- Extra Powerful Motor
- Waterproof (IPX7)
- Easy to Use
- 5 Year Warranty
Essential to know:
Color: Sky Blue
Material: Silicone
Flexibility: Soft touch
Battery Information: Rechargeable via USB
Warranty: 5 years with NobüLength: 5 in. – 13cm
Width at widest point: 1 in. – 2.5cm
Width at smallest point: 3/4 in. – 2cmPackage:
Depth: 1 1/2 in. – 3cm
Width: 3 in. – 7.5cm
Height: 8 1/5 in. – 20.5cmCleaning: We always recommend using an antibacterial toy cleaner; they are specially designed to be gentle on intimate areas and toys.
Lubricant recommendations: We always recommend using water-based lubricant with all your toys.
... Read moreDESCRIPTION:Nobü Essentials – Jäzi
(Powerful Tapered Bullet)... Read lessRe-Order#: NB001860
UPC: 694182023928Small But Mighty: Discover the Ultimate Bullet Vibrator
Nobü Essentials – Jäzi might seem small but don’t be fooled by its compact size—this bullet vibrator is proof that powerful pleasure can come in the smallest of packages. Whether you’re new to vibration or looking to add a reliable go-to to your collection, this sleek, discreet toy is designed to deliver toe-curling satisfaction exactly where you want it. From foreplay to solo indulgence, this little wonder adapts beautifully to your mood and your needs.
First and foremost, the body-safe, velvety-smooth finish feels luxurious against the skin, offering a soft yet firm touch. Moreover, its simple, one-button control ensures ease of use without fumbling or distraction, letting you stay completely in the moment. Thanks to its compact, travel-friendly design, it’s perfect for stashing in a purse, bedside drawer, or even taking on a weekend getaway.Customizable Vibes, Wherever You Want Them
In addition, this bullet features multiple vibration settings that range from teasingly gentle to intensely strong—allowing you to tailor every session to your exact preferences. Whether you’re warming up, winding down, or going for gold, the variety of speeds and rhythms ensures no two sessions feel the same. Not to mention, its whisper-quiet motor offers the discretion you want without sacrificing intensity.
Better yet, this rechargeable bullet is waterproof, making it ideal for bath or shower play. So, if you’ve ever dreamed of steamy solo soaks or playful partner sessions in the tub, you’re in luck. No cords, no stress—just charge, play, and repeat.
All things considered, this bullet vibrator is an absolute must-have: compact, powerful, easy to use, and endlessly pleasurable. Whether you’re gifting yourself or someone special, it’s a small investment in big satisfaction. Ready to turn up the buzz? This pocket-sized powerhouse is waiting to be your new favorite.Key Features:
- Rechargeable via USB
- 12 Programs
- Extra Powerful Motor
- Waterproof (IPX7)
- Easy to Use
- 5 Year Warranty
Essential to know:
Color: Sky Blue
Material: Silicone
Flexibility: Soft touch
Battery Information: Rechargeable via USB
Warranty: 5 years with NobüLength: 5 in. – 13cm
Width at widest point: 1 in. – 2.5cm
Width at smallest point: 3/4 in. – 2cmPackage:
Depth: 1 1/2 in. – 3cm
Width: 3 in. – 7.5cm
Height: 8 1/5 in. – 20.5cmCleaning: We always recommend using an antibacterial toy cleaner; they are specially designed to be gentle on intimate areas and toys.
Lubricant recommendations: We always recommend using water-based lubricant with all your toys. -
Nobü Rainbow – DG13 7″ Dildo with Suction Cup – Turquoise
0 out of 5$52.99
Nobü Rainbow – DG13 7″ Dildo with Suction Cup – Turquoise
$52.99DESCRIPTION:Nobü Rainbow – DG13
(7″ Dildo with Suction Cup)Re-Order#: NB001623
UPC: 694182021474Experience Ultimate Pleasure with DG13 from Nobü’s Rainbow Collection
Give yourself the gift of pleasure with the DG13, a smooth silicone suction cup dong designed to bring satisfaction wherever you go. Part of Nobü’s vibrant Rainbow Collection, this curved dong features a smooth shaft combined with a pronounced head, making it both firm and flexible. As a result, it hits all the right spots with precision and comfort, ensuring your playtime is always exciting and fulfilling.
Why DG13 Stands Out for Your Pleasure Needs
Thanks to its super strong suction cup base, this dong offers versatile use. Whether you want hands-free fun on flat surfaces or prefer to strap it on, the suction cup ensures secure attachment every time. Moreover, its compatibility with any strap-on harness allows you to explore new sensations with ease. The lightweight design and soft-touch silicone make it comfortable to use for extended sessions, while the non-porous and waterproof materials simplify cleaning and maintenance.
Practical Features That Enhance Your Experience
Designed with body-safe, non-porous, medical-grade silicone, this dong is both hygienic and long-lasting. It’s waterproof for easy cleaning or steamy shower play, and its lightweight construction makes it easy to handle in any position. With the DG13, you’re not just getting a stylish toy—you’re adding a dependable and delightfully flexible piece to your pleasure toolkit.
Key Features:
- Strong Suction Cup
- Lightweight
- Soft Touch
- Harness Compatible
- Non-porous
- Waterproof
- Medical Grade Silicone
Essential to know:
Color: Turquoise
Material: Medical Grade Silicone
Flexibility: Very Flexible
Battery Information: Non-VibratingInsertable Length: 6 1/4 in. – 15.5cm
Length: 7 1/4 in. – 18cm
Girth: 1 1/3 in. – 3cmPackage Dimensions:
Width: 5 in. – 13cm
Height: 10 3/4 in. – 26cm
Depth: 3 in. – 7.5cmCleaning: We always recommend using an antibacterial toy cleaner; they are specially designed to be gentle on intimate areas and toys.
Lubricant recommendations: We always recommend using water-based lubricant with all your toys.
... Read moreDESCRIPTION:Nobü Rainbow – DG13
(7″ Dildo with Suction Cup)... Read lessRe-Order#: NB001623
UPC: 694182021474Experience Ultimate Pleasure with DG13 from Nobü’s Rainbow Collection
Give yourself the gift of pleasure with the DG13, a smooth silicone suction cup dong designed to bring satisfaction wherever you go. Part of Nobü’s vibrant Rainbow Collection, this curved dong features a smooth shaft combined with a pronounced head, making it both firm and flexible. As a result, it hits all the right spots with precision and comfort, ensuring your playtime is always exciting and fulfilling.
Why DG13 Stands Out for Your Pleasure Needs
Thanks to its super strong suction cup base, this dong offers versatile use. Whether you want hands-free fun on flat surfaces or prefer to strap it on, the suction cup ensures secure attachment every time. Moreover, its compatibility with any strap-on harness allows you to explore new sensations with ease. The lightweight design and soft-touch silicone make it comfortable to use for extended sessions, while the non-porous and waterproof materials simplify cleaning and maintenance.
Practical Features That Enhance Your Experience
Designed with body-safe, non-porous, medical-grade silicone, this dong is both hygienic and long-lasting. It’s waterproof for easy cleaning or steamy shower play, and its lightweight construction makes it easy to handle in any position. With the DG13, you’re not just getting a stylish toy—you’re adding a dependable and delightfully flexible piece to your pleasure toolkit.
Key Features:
- Strong Suction Cup
- Lightweight
- Soft Touch
- Harness Compatible
- Non-porous
- Waterproof
- Medical Grade Silicone
Essential to know:
Color: Turquoise
Material: Medical Grade Silicone
Flexibility: Very Flexible
Battery Information: Non-VibratingInsertable Length: 6 1/4 in. – 15.5cm
Length: 7 1/4 in. – 18cm
Girth: 1 1/3 in. – 3cmPackage Dimensions:
Width: 5 in. – 13cm
Height: 10 3/4 in. – 26cm
Depth: 3 in. – 7.5cmCleaning: We always recommend using an antibacterial toy cleaner; they are specially designed to be gentle on intimate areas and toys.
Lubricant recommendations: We always recommend using water-based lubricant with all your toys. -
Nobü Rainbow – DG20 7 3/4″ Dildo & Strap-On Harness – Army Green
0 out of 5$74.99
Nobü Rainbow – DG20 7 3/4″ Dildo & Strap-On Harness – Army Green
$74.99DESCRIPTION:Nobü Rainbow – DG20
(7 3/4″ Dildo & Strap-On Harness)Re-Order#: NB001667
UPC: 694182021986Elevate Your Playtime with DG20 from Nobü’s Rainbow Collection
Strap up in style and elevate your playtime with the DG20, a super smooth and silky dong and harness set from Nobü’s vibrant Rainbow Collection. Whether you’re flying solo or exploring with a partner, this set brings versatility and comfort to your intimate moments. Made from medical-grade silicone, the dildo offers a firm yet flexible feel, allowing you to hit all those special spots with ease and confidence.
Why Choose DG20 for Your Collection?
This kit doesn’t just deliver on sensation—it also offers convenience. The strong suction cup base ensures stability on flat surfaces, giving you hands-free fun anytime you want. Furthermore, the lightweight design and soft-touch silicone make it comfortable for extended wear or play. Plus, its non-porous and waterproof nature means cleaning is quick and hygienic, so you can focus more on pleasure and less on maintenance.
Fully Adjustable Harness for a Perfect Fit
What really sets this product apart is the fully adjustable harness included, which fits waists up to 60 inches. This feature makes strapping up easier than ever, enhancing comfort and control during play. With the DG20 set, Nobü has combined style, functionality, and quality into one impressive package. So, why wait? Add this sleek and practical kit to your collection and experience a new level of pleasure today.
Key Features:
- Strong Suction Cup
- Lightweight
- Soft Touch
- Fully Adjustable Harness
- Non-porous
- Waterproof
- Medical Grade Silicone
Essential to know:
Color: Army Green
Material: Medical Grade Silicone
Flexibility: Very Flexible
Battery Information: Non-VibratingInsertable Length: 7 1/4 in. – 18.5cm
Length: 7 3/4 in. – 19.5cm
Girth: 1 1/2 in. – 4cmPackage Dimensions:
Width: 6 in. – 15cm
Height: 12 1/4 in. – 31cm
Depth: 4 1/4 in. – 11cmGet yours hereCleaning: We always recommend using an antibacterial toy cleaner; they are specially designed to be gentle on intimate areas and toys.
Lubricant recommendations: We always recommend using water-based lubricant with all your toys.
... Read moreDESCRIPTION:Nobü Rainbow – DG20
(7 3/4″ Dildo & Strap-On Harness)Re-Order#: NB001667
UPC: 694182021986Elevate Your Playtime with DG20 from Nobü’s Rainbow Collection
Strap up in style and elevate your playtime with the DG20, a super smooth and silky dong and harness set from Nobü’s vibrant Rainbow Collection. Whether you’re flying solo or exploring with a partner, this set brings versatility and comfort to your intimate moments. Made from medical-grade silicone, the dildo offers a firm yet flexible feel, allowing you to hit all those special spots with ease and confidence.
Why Choose DG20 for Your Collection?
This kit doesn’t just deliver on sensation—it also offers convenience. The strong suction cup base ensures stability on flat surfaces, giving you hands-free fun anytime you want. Furthermore, the lightweight design and soft-touch silicone make it comfortable for extended wear or play. Plus, its non-porous and waterproof nature means cleaning is quick and hygienic, so you can focus more on pleasure and less on maintenance.
Fully Adjustable Harness for a Perfect Fit
What really sets this product apart is the fully adjustable harness included, which fits waists up to 60 inches. This feature makes strapping up easier than ever, enhancing comfort and control during play. With the DG20 set, Nobü has combined style, functionality, and quality into one impressive package. So, why wait? Add this sleek and practical kit to your collection and experience a new level of pleasure today.
Key Features:
- Strong Suction Cup
- Lightweight
- Soft Touch
- Fully Adjustable Harness
- Non-porous
- Waterproof
- Medical Grade Silicone
Essential to know:
Color: Army Green
Material: Medical Grade Silicone
Flexibility: Very Flexible
Battery Information: Non-VibratingInsertable Length: 7 1/4 in. – 18.5cm
Length: 7 3/4 in. – 19.5cm
Girth: 1 1/2 in. – 4cmPackage Dimensions:
Width: 6 in. – 15cm
Height: 12 1/4 in. – 31cm
Depth: 4 1/4 in. – 11cmGet yours hereCleaning: We always recommend using an antibacterial toy cleaner; they are specially designed to be gentle on intimate areas and toys.
... Read lessLubricant recommendations: We always recommend using water-based lubricant with all your toys.
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Nobü Thrills – FC1 Small Silicone Plug with Jewels – Purple
0 out of 5$21.99
Nobü Thrills – FC1 Small Silicone Plug with Jewels – Purple
$21.99DESCRIPTION:Nobü Thrills – FC1
(Small Silicone Plug with JewelS)Re-Order#: NBP00-100-P
UPC: 694182213251Add Sparkle to Your Anal Play
Variety is the spice of life, and this adorable butt plug is the spice of the bedroom, introducing the Nobü Thrills – FC1 . Seamless, body-safe, and non-porous, this perfectly proportioned anal plug look as good as it feels. Whether you’re a beginner or a seasoned player, the lightweight design and soft, firm touch make it ideal for comfortable, prolonged wear. Best of all, the plug comes with four interchangeable Swarovski-type crystal jewels, so you can match your plug to your mood—or your outfit. In addition, the medical-grade silicone construction means it’s hygienic, non-porous, and easy to clean. Thanks to its seamless design, insertion and removal feel smooth and effortless, while the flared jeweled base keeps things safe and stylish. On top of that, the plug’s playful color and sparkling detail add a visual thrill to any experience.
Unapologetically Pretty, Undeniably Pleasurable
Above all, this plug is about fun, exploration, and showing off your cheeky side—literally. So, whether you’re teasing, training, or turning up the heat, this sparkling beauty delivers both comfort and glam. Simply choose your favorite color, pop in the jewel that suits your mood, and enjoy the thrill of beautifully designed anal pleasure.
Key Features:
- Lightweight
- Swarovski Type Crystal
- Non – Porous
- Comes with 4 Jewels
- Seamless
- Medical Grade Silicone
Essential to know:
Color: Purple
Material: Medical Grade Silicone
Flexibility: Firm Soft touch
Battery Information: Non-VibratingInsertable Length: 1 3/4 in. – 4.5cm
Length: 3 in. – 7.5cm
Width at widest point: 1 in. – 2.5cm
Width at narrowest point: 3/8 in. – 1cmPackage Dimensions:
Depth: 2 1/4 in. – 6cm
Width: 3 9/16 in. – 9cm
Height: 7 1/4 in. – 18.5cmCleaning: We always recommend using an antibacterial toy cleaner; they are specially designed to be gentle on intimate areas and toys.
Lubricant recommendations: We always recommend using water-based lubricant with all your toys.
... Read moreDESCRIPTION:Nobü Thrills – FC1
(Small Silicone Plug with JewelS)Re-Order#: NBP00-100-P
UPC: 694182213251Add Sparkle to Your Anal Play
Variety is the spice of life, and this adorable butt plug is the spice of the bedroom, introducing the Nobü Thrills – FC1 . Seamless, body-safe, and non-porous, this perfectly proportioned anal plug look as good as it feels. Whether you’re a beginner or a seasoned player, the lightweight design and soft, firm touch make it ideal for comfortable, prolonged wear. Best of all, the plug comes with four interchangeable Swarovski-type crystal jewels, so you can match your plug to your mood—or your outfit. In addition, the medical-grade silicone construction means it’s hygienic, non-porous, and easy to clean. Thanks to its seamless design, insertion and removal feel smooth and effortless, while the flared jeweled base keeps things safe and stylish. On top of that, the plug’s playful color and sparkling detail add a visual thrill to any experience.
Unapologetically Pretty, Undeniably Pleasurable
Above all, this plug is about fun, exploration, and showing off your cheeky side—literally. So, whether you’re teasing, training, or turning up the heat, this sparkling beauty delivers both comfort and glam. Simply choose your favorite color, pop in the jewel that suits your mood, and enjoy the thrill of beautifully designed anal pleasure.
Key Features:
- Lightweight
- Swarovski Type Crystal
- Non – Porous
- Comes with 4 Jewels
- Seamless
- Medical Grade Silicone
Essential to know:
Color: Purple
Material: Medical Grade Silicone
Flexibility: Firm Soft touch
Battery Information: Non-VibratingInsertable Length: 1 3/4 in. – 4.5cm
Length: 3 in. – 7.5cm
Width at widest point: 1 in. – 2.5cm
Width at narrowest point: 3/8 in. – 1cmPackage Dimensions:
Depth: 2 1/4 in. – 6cm
Width: 3 9/16 in. – 9cm
Height: 7 1/4 in. – 18.5cmCleaning: We always recommend using an antibacterial toy cleaner; they are specially designed to be gentle on intimate areas and toys.
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Lubricant recommendations: We always recommend using water-based lubricant with all your toys. -
Nobü Rainbow – PL1 Silicone Plug – Turquoise
0 out of 5$21.99
Nobü Rainbow – PL1 Silicone Plug – Turquoise
$21.99DESCRIPTION:Nobü Rainbow – PL1
(Silicone Anal Plug)Re-Order#: NB001369
UPC: 694182213695Bright, Bold, and Built for Pleasure
Try out this luxurious silicone anal plug from Nobü’s Rainbow Collection and your butt will thank you! Whether you’re a curious first-timer or a seasoned anal enthusiast, the Nobü Rainbow – PL1 plug delivers the perfect mix of comfort, safety, and satisfying fullness. Thanks to its tapered shape, insertion is smooth and beginner-friendly, while the soft, flexible silicone ensures a gentle feel every time. In addition, the strong flared base allows for hands-free fun—perfect for solo play or spicing things up with a partner. Because it’s non-porous and waterproof, cleanup is quick and easy, and playtime can extend into the shower or bath with zero stress. Moreover, its lightweight design makes it comfortable enough for longer wear, while the soft-touch finish adds an extra layer of luxury.
Comfort Meets Colorful Kink
Not to mention, the vibrant color adds a fun, playful vibe to your toy collection. Above all, this plug is about pleasure without compromise—firm enough to hit the right spots, yet soft enough to stay comfortable. Whether you’re training, teasing, or just feeling extra adventurous, this cheerful, body-safe plug is here to make your backdoor exploration stylish and satisfying.
Key Features:
- Lightweight
- Soft Touch
- Non-porous
- Waterproof
- Medical Grade Silicone
Essential to know:
Color: Turquoise
Material: Medical Grade Silicone
Flexibility: Flexible
Battery Information: Non-VibratingInsertable Length: 3 in. – 7.5cm
Length: 3 1/2 in. – 9cm
Width at widest point: 1 in. – 2.5cm
Width at narrowest point: 1/2 in. – 1cmPackage Dimensions:
Depth: 1 1/2 in. – 4cm
Width: 3 1/2 in. – 9cm
Height: 7 in. – 18cmCleaning: We always recommend using an antibacterial toy cleaner; they are specially designed to be gentle on intimate areas and toys.
Lubricant recommendations: We always recommend using water-based lubricant with all your toys.
... Read moreDESCRIPTION:Nobü Rainbow – PL1
(Silicone Anal Plug)... Read lessRe-Order#: NB001369
UPC: 694182213695Bright, Bold, and Built for Pleasure
Try out this luxurious silicone anal plug from Nobü’s Rainbow Collection and your butt will thank you! Whether you’re a curious first-timer or a seasoned anal enthusiast, the Nobü Rainbow – PL1 plug delivers the perfect mix of comfort, safety, and satisfying fullness. Thanks to its tapered shape, insertion is smooth and beginner-friendly, while the soft, flexible silicone ensures a gentle feel every time. In addition, the strong flared base allows for hands-free fun—perfect for solo play or spicing things up with a partner. Because it’s non-porous and waterproof, cleanup is quick and easy, and playtime can extend into the shower or bath with zero stress. Moreover, its lightweight design makes it comfortable enough for longer wear, while the soft-touch finish adds an extra layer of luxury.
Comfort Meets Colorful Kink
Not to mention, the vibrant color adds a fun, playful vibe to your toy collection. Above all, this plug is about pleasure without compromise—firm enough to hit the right spots, yet soft enough to stay comfortable. Whether you’re training, teasing, or just feeling extra adventurous, this cheerful, body-safe plug is here to make your backdoor exploration stylish and satisfying.
Key Features:
- Lightweight
- Soft Touch
- Non-porous
- Waterproof
- Medical Grade Silicone
Essential to know:
Color: Turquoise
Material: Medical Grade Silicone
Flexibility: Flexible
Battery Information: Non-VibratingInsertable Length: 3 in. – 7.5cm
Length: 3 1/2 in. – 9cm
Width at widest point: 1 in. – 2.5cm
Width at narrowest point: 1/2 in. – 1cmPackage Dimensions:
Depth: 1 1/2 in. – 4cm
Width: 3 1/2 in. – 9cm
Height: 7 in. – 18cmCleaning: We always recommend using an antibacterial toy cleaner; they are specially designed to be gentle on intimate areas and toys.
Lubricant recommendations: We always recommend using water-based lubricant with all your toys.Tags: Anal, Anal Plug, Anal Toy, Butt Plug, Canadian, HARNESS COMPATIBLE, Plug, Silicone, SILICONE PLUG, Silicone Toy, Suction Cup -
Nobü Beasties – Cïon Fantasy Vibrating Dong with Suction Cup
0 out of 5$119.99
Nobü Beasties – Cïon Fantasy Vibrating Dong with Suction Cup
$119.99DESCRIPTION:Nobü Beasties – Cïon
(Fantasy Vibe with Suction Cup)Re-Order#: NB001858
UPC: 694182023904Cïon: Unleash the Beast of Your BookTok Fantasies
Ready to bring your spicy monster dreams to life? Meet Cïon, the latest creation from Nobü’s wildly imaginative Beasties line. Inspired by BookTok’s obsession with monstrous romance, this creature delivers size, power, and creativity—all in one unforgettable package. Moreover, it features a long, incredibly thick design with 8 thrilling vibration programs. Each mode is designed to hit just the right spot and take your pleasure to new heights.
Thanks to a seriously strong suction cup base, this beast offers hands-free fun wherever you want. You can stick it to your shower wall, bedroom floor, or the side of the tub—your playground is truly limitless. On top of that, it’s harness-compatible and fully waterproof, so you can take your fantasies underwater or share the adventure with a partner. Whether flying solo or playing together, Cïon is built to handle every wild moment.
Built for Pleasure, Designed for Adventure
Crafted from soft, body-safe medical-grade silicone, this monster feels as smooth to the touch as it is satisfying in weight. Since it’s non-porous and easy to clean, it’s ready whenever you are. What’s more, by blending durability with comfort, this fantasy dong promises intense sessions and unforgettable experiences. So, go ahead—embrace your boldest desires and let this powerful companion take you on a thrilling ride.
Key Features:
- 8 Vibration Programs
- Strong Suction Cup
- Heavyweight
- Soft Touch
- Harness Compatible
- Non-porous
- Waterproof (IPX7)
- Medical Grade Silicone
- 5 Year Warranty
Essential to know:
Color: Purple/Yellow/Green/Blue
Material: Medical Grade Silicone
Flexibility: Very Flexible
Battery Information: Rechargeable via USB
Warranty: 5 years with NobüLength: 8 1/2 in. – 21.5cm
Width: 2 to 2 1/2 in. – 5cm to 6.5cmPackage Dimensions:
Width: 4 3/4 in. – 12cm
Height: 9 in. – 23cm
Depth: 3 3/4 in. – 9.5cmCleaning: We always recommend using an antibacterial toy cleaner since they are specially designed to be gentle on intimate areas and toys.
Lubricant recommendations: We always recommend using water-based lubricant with all your toys to ensure the best experience.
... Read moreDESCRIPTION:Nobü Beasties – Cïon
(Fantasy Vibe with Suction Cup)Re-Order#: NB001858
UPC: 694182023904Cïon: Unleash the Beast of Your BookTok Fantasies
Ready to bring your spicy monster dreams to life? Meet Cïon, the latest creation from Nobü’s wildly imaginative Beasties line. Inspired by BookTok’s obsession with monstrous romance, this creature delivers size, power, and creativity—all in one unforgettable package. Moreover, it features a long, incredibly thick design with 8 thrilling vibration programs. Each mode is designed to hit just the right spot and take your pleasure to new heights.
Thanks to a seriously strong suction cup base, this beast offers hands-free fun wherever you want. You can stick it to your shower wall, bedroom floor, or the side of the tub—your playground is truly limitless. On top of that, it’s harness-compatible and fully waterproof, so you can take your fantasies underwater or share the adventure with a partner. Whether flying solo or playing together, Cïon is built to handle every wild moment.
Built for Pleasure, Designed for Adventure
Crafted from soft, body-safe medical-grade silicone, this monster feels as smooth to the touch as it is satisfying in weight. Since it’s non-porous and easy to clean, it’s ready whenever you are. What’s more, by blending durability with comfort, this fantasy dong promises intense sessions and unforgettable experiences. So, go ahead—embrace your boldest desires and let this powerful companion take you on a thrilling ride.
Key Features:
- 8 Vibration Programs
- Strong Suction Cup
- Heavyweight
- Soft Touch
- Harness Compatible
- Non-porous
- Waterproof (IPX7)
- Medical Grade Silicone
- 5 Year Warranty
Essential to know:
Color: Purple/Yellow/Green/Blue
Material: Medical Grade Silicone
Flexibility: Very Flexible
Battery Information: Rechargeable via USB
Warranty: 5 years with NobüLength: 8 1/2 in. – 21.5cm
Width: 2 to 2 1/2 in. – 5cm to 6.5cmPackage Dimensions:
Width: 4 3/4 in. – 12cm
Height: 9 in. – 23cm
Depth: 3 3/4 in. – 9.5cm... Read lessCleaning: We always recommend using an antibacterial toy cleaner since they are specially designed to be gentle on intimate areas and toys.
Lubricant recommendations: We always recommend using water-based lubricant with all your toys to ensure the best experience.
Categories: Best Brands, Fantasy Dongs, G-Spot Vibes, Harness Compatible & Suction Based, Jelly & Silicone Dong, Jelly & Silicone Vibes, New Arrival Toys, Nobü Beasties, Nobü Toys, Vibes & Dongs, Vibrating DildosTags: Canadian, Dildo, Dong, Fantasy, HARNESS COMPATIBLE, Silicone, Silicone Toy, Silicone Vibrator, Suction Cup, Vibe -
Nobü Beasties – Cadï Fantasy Vibrating Dong with Suction Cup
0 out of 5$119.99
Nobü Beasties – Cadï Fantasy Vibrating Dong with Suction Cup
$119.99DESCRIPTION:Nobü Beasties – Cadï
(Fantasy Vibe with Suction Cup)Re-Order#: NB001857
UPC: 694182023898Unleash the Beast with Cadï
Part of Nobü’s untamed Beasties line, Cadï is a vibrating monster dong designed to bring your wildest fantasies to life. Inspired by mythical cravings and spicy BookTok dreams, this extra-large toy delivers an experience unlike any other. With a thick, long design and a soft-touch surface, Cadï is designed to fill you completely—while keeping things smooth, powerful, and oh-so-satisfying.
Cadï’s Design Delivers Power and Pleasure
Even better, Cadï is more than just size—it’s smart, too. Packed with 8 different vibration programs, this beast can tease, thrill, and thoroughly satisfy depending on your mood. Whether you’re in the mood for steady vibration or playful patterns, Cadï has you covered. Plus, its extra-strong suction cup base sticks to most smooth surfaces, letting you play hands-free or even harness it up for partnered fun.
Take the Adventure Anywhere
Since it’s made of non-porous, medical-grade silicone and completely waterproof (IPX7), Cadï can join you in the bath or shower for aquatic adventures. Wherever your fantasy takes you—floor, wall, or water—this heavyweight hero is ready to deliver.
Key Features:
- 8 Vibration Programs
- Strong Suction Cup
- Heavyweight
- Soft Touch
- Harness Compatible
- Non-porous
- Waterproof (IPX7)
- Medical Grade Silicone
- 5 Year Warranty
Essential to know:
Color: Purple/Orange/Blue
Material: Medical Grade Liquid Silicone & ABS
Flexibility: Very Flexible
Battery Information: Rechargeable via USB
Warranty: 5 years with NobüLength: 8 3/4 in. – 22cm
Width: 2 in. – 5cmPackage Dimensions:
Width: 4 3/4 in. – 12cm
Height: 9 in. – 23cm
Depth: 3 3/4 in. – 9.5cmCleaning: We always recommend using an antibacterial toy cleaner; they are specially designed to be gentle on intimate areas and toys.
Lubricant recommendations: We always recommend using water-based lubricant with all your toys.
... Read moreDESCRIPTION:Nobü Beasties – Cadï
(Fantasy Vibe with Suction Cup)Re-Order#: NB001857
UPC: 694182023898Unleash the Beast with Cadï
Part of Nobü’s untamed Beasties line, Cadï is a vibrating monster dong designed to bring your wildest fantasies to life. Inspired by mythical cravings and spicy BookTok dreams, this extra-large toy delivers an experience unlike any other. With a thick, long design and a soft-touch surface, Cadï is designed to fill you completely—while keeping things smooth, powerful, and oh-so-satisfying.
Cadï’s Design Delivers Power and Pleasure
Even better, Cadï is more than just size—it’s smart, too. Packed with 8 different vibration programs, this beast can tease, thrill, and thoroughly satisfy depending on your mood. Whether you’re in the mood for steady vibration or playful patterns, Cadï has you covered. Plus, its extra-strong suction cup base sticks to most smooth surfaces, letting you play hands-free or even harness it up for partnered fun.
Take the Adventure Anywhere
Since it’s made of non-porous, medical-grade silicone and completely waterproof (IPX7), Cadï can join you in the bath or shower for aquatic adventures. Wherever your fantasy takes you—floor, wall, or water—this heavyweight hero is ready to deliver.
Key Features:
- 8 Vibration Programs
- Strong Suction Cup
- Heavyweight
- Soft Touch
- Harness Compatible
- Non-porous
- Waterproof (IPX7)
- Medical Grade Silicone
- 5 Year Warranty
Essential to know:
Color: Purple/Orange/Blue
Material: Medical Grade Liquid Silicone & ABS
Flexibility: Very Flexible
Battery Information: Rechargeable via USB
Warranty: 5 years with NobüLength: 8 3/4 in. – 22cm
Width: 2 in. – 5cmPackage Dimensions:
Width: 4 3/4 in. – 12cm
Height: 9 in. – 23cm
Depth: 3 3/4 in. – 9.5cm... Read lessCleaning: We always recommend using an antibacterial toy cleaner; they are specially designed to be gentle on intimate areas and toys.
Lubricant recommendations: We always recommend using water-based lubricant with all your toys.Categories: Best Brands, Fantasy Dongs, G-Spot Vibes, Harness Compatible & Suction Based, Jelly & Silicone Dong, Jelly & Silicone Vibes, New Arrival Toys, Nobü Beasties, Nobü Toys, Vibes & Dongs, Vibrating DildosTags: Beasties, Canadian, Dildo, Dong, Fantasy, HARNESS COMPATIBLE, Monster, Silicone, Silicone Toy, Silicone Vibrator, Suction Cup, Vibe -
Sleazy Greetings – “Suck My Penis Please” – Card
0 out of 5$6.99
Sleazy Greetings – “Suck My Penis Please” – Card
$6.99DESCRIPTION:“Suck My Penis Please” Card by Sleazy Greetings
Get ready for laughs and love with our “Suck My Penis Please” Valentine’s Day card. This hilarious card playfully begs your special someone to fulfill your desires, making it perfect for your significant other. Whether it’s Valentine’s Day, an anniversary, or just because, this quirky and fun card adds a naughty twist to your heartfelt message. Show your love and appreciation with a punny card that’s sure to bring smiles and giggles.
Not Your Average Greeting Cards
Let’s be real—some occasions call for more than just a sweet sentiment or a generic joke. That’s where sleazy greeting cards come in. Designed for those who laugh the loudest at the dirtiest jokes, these cards go where traditional ones wouldn’t dare. Whether it’s a birthday, bachelorette, breakup, or just a Tuesday, there’s a card here to perfectly match your filthy sense of humor.
Bold, Cheeky, and Outrageous
These aren’t your grandma’s greeting cards—unless she’s the one with the best spicy comebacks. From cheeky innuendos to downright outrageous sayings, each card is crafted to shock, delight, and definitely get a reaction. Some cards are rude, some are raunchy, and others toe the line of “should I really be laughing at this?” But hey, if it makes your bestie snort-laugh or your partner blush, we say mission accomplished.
Quality You Can Feel
Printed with bold graphics and unapologetically dirty humor, these cards are made from high-quality cardstock coated with a matte finish for a beautiful texture and feel. Printed in Colorado, USA, on eco-friendly paper, each card comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper—because even sleazy can be sustainable. Perfect for your significant other, friend, or family member, these cards say it with sass, spice, and zero filter.
- Blank inside
- A7 size (5″ x 7″)
- Printed in the USA onto a paper matte stock.
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper
- Uncoated texture on the inside for easy writing without smudging
- Printed on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish
SKU: SG001217
UPC: 810171402172
... Read moreDESCRIPTION:“Suck My Penis Please” Card by Sleazy Greetings
Get ready for laughs and love with our “Suck My Penis Please” Valentine’s Day card. This hilarious card playfully begs your special someone to fulfill your desires, making it perfect for your significant other. Whether it’s Valentine’s Day, an anniversary, or just because, this quirky and fun card adds a naughty twist to your heartfelt message. Show your love and appreciation with a punny card that’s sure to bring smiles and giggles.
Not Your Average Greeting Cards
Let’s be real—some occasions call for more than just a sweet sentiment or a generic joke. That’s where sleazy greeting cards come in. Designed for those who laugh the loudest at the dirtiest jokes, these cards go where traditional ones wouldn’t dare. Whether it’s a birthday, bachelorette, breakup, or just a Tuesday, there’s a card here to perfectly match your filthy sense of humor.
Bold, Cheeky, and Outrageous
These aren’t your grandma’s greeting cards—unless she’s the one with the best spicy comebacks. From cheeky innuendos to downright outrageous sayings, each card is crafted to shock, delight, and definitely get a reaction. Some cards are rude, some are raunchy, and others toe the line of “should I really be laughing at this?” But hey, if it makes your bestie snort-laugh or your partner blush, we say mission accomplished.
Quality You Can Feel
Printed with bold graphics and unapologetically dirty humor, these cards are made from high-quality cardstock coated with a matte finish for a beautiful texture and feel. Printed in Colorado, USA, on eco-friendly paper, each card comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper—because even sleazy can be sustainable. Perfect for your significant other, friend, or family member, these cards say it with sass, spice, and zero filter.
- Blank inside
- A7 size (5″ x 7″)
- Printed in the USA onto a paper matte stock.
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper
- Uncoated texture on the inside for easy writing without smudging
- Printed on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish
SKU: SG001217
UPC: 810171402172
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Sleazy Greetings – “Birthdays Are For Losers” – Card
0 out of 5$6.99
Sleazy Greetings – “Birthdays Are For Losers” – Card
$6.99DESCRIPTION:“Birthdays Are For Losers” Card by Sleazy Greetings
Happy birthday? More like happy LAME day! This hilarious card is sure to bring a smile to any loser’s face (because, let’s face it, birthdays are for losers). Make someone’s birthday a little less serious with this witty and playful card. It’s perfect for anyone who’s officially one year closer to being a hot mess. Whether they’re clinging to their twenties, stumbling through their thirties, or pretending the forties are the new thirties, this card delivers the perfect mix of sarcasm and truth. It’ll have them laughing, cringing, and maybe even accepting the inevitable. Getting older sucks, but laughing at it never gets old.
Not Your Average Greeting Cards
Let’s be real—some occasions call for more than just a sweet sentiment or a generic joke. That’s where sleazy greeting cards come in. Designed for those who laugh the loudest at the dirtiest jokes, these cards go where traditional ones wouldn’t dare. Whether it’s a birthday, bachelorette, breakup, or just a Tuesday, there’s a card here to perfectly match your filthy sense of humor.
Bold, Cheeky, and Outrageous
These aren’t your grandma’s greeting cards—unless she’s the one with the best spicy comebacks. From cheeky innuendos to downright outrageous sayings, each card is crafted to shock, delight, and definitely get a reaction. Some cards are rude, some are raunchy, and others toe the line of “should I really be laughing at this?” But hey, if it makes your bestie snort-laugh or your partner blush, we say mission accomplished.
Quality You Can Feel
Printed with bold graphics and unapologetically dirty humor, these cards are made from high-quality cardstock coated with a matte finish for a beautiful texture and feel. Printed in Colorado, USA, on eco-friendly paper, each card comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper—because even sleazy can be sustainable. Perfect for your significant other, friend, or family member, these cards say it with sass, spice, and zero filter.
- Blank inside for your personal message
- A7 size (5″ x 7″)
- Printed in the USA on premium paper matte stock
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper
- Uncoated texture on the inside for easy writing without smudging
- Printed on thick, durable cardstock for a luxurious, high-quality finish
SKU: SG001384
UPC: 810171403841
... Read moreDESCRIPTION:“Birthdays Are For Losers” Card by Sleazy Greetings
Happy birthday? More like happy LAME day! This hilarious card is sure to bring a smile to any loser’s face (because, let’s face it, birthdays are for losers). Make someone’s birthday a little less serious with this witty and playful card. It’s perfect for anyone who’s officially one year closer to being a hot mess. Whether they’re clinging to their twenties, stumbling through their thirties, or pretending the forties are the new thirties, this card delivers the perfect mix of sarcasm and truth. It’ll have them laughing, cringing, and maybe even accepting the inevitable. Getting older sucks, but laughing at it never gets old.
Not Your Average Greeting Cards
Let’s be real—some occasions call for more than just a sweet sentiment or a generic joke. That’s where sleazy greeting cards come in. Designed for those who laugh the loudest at the dirtiest jokes, these cards go where traditional ones wouldn’t dare. Whether it’s a birthday, bachelorette, breakup, or just a Tuesday, there’s a card here to perfectly match your filthy sense of humor.
Bold, Cheeky, and Outrageous
These aren’t your grandma’s greeting cards—unless she’s the one with the best spicy comebacks. From cheeky innuendos to downright outrageous sayings, each card is crafted to shock, delight, and definitely get a reaction. Some cards are rude, some are raunchy, and others toe the line of “should I really be laughing at this?” But hey, if it makes your bestie snort-laugh or your partner blush, we say mission accomplished.
Quality You Can Feel
Printed with bold graphics and unapologetically dirty humor, these cards are made from high-quality cardstock coated with a matte finish for a beautiful texture and feel. Printed in Colorado, USA, on eco-friendly paper, each card comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper—because even sleazy can be sustainable. Perfect for your significant other, friend, or family member, these cards say it with sass, spice, and zero filter.
- Blank inside for your personal message
- A7 size (5″ x 7″)
- Printed in the USA on premium paper matte stock
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper
- Uncoated texture on the inside for easy writing without smudging
- Printed on thick, durable cardstock for a luxurious, high-quality finish
SKU: SG001384
UPC: 810171403841
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Sleazy Greetings -“Pound Town Scratch Off” – Card
0 out of 5$6.99
Sleazy Greetings -“Pound Town Scratch Off” – Card
$6.99DESCRIPTION:“Pound Town Scratch Off” Card by Sleazy Greetings
Take your Valentine on a one-way trip to Pound Town with this hilarious scratch-off greeting card! It looks just like a real ticket and brings a playful, unexpected twist to your gift. Whether you’re celebrating Valentine’s Day or just feeling frisky, this card delivers big laughs and turns up the heat!
Not Your Average Greeting Cards
Let’s be real—some occasions call for more than just a sweet sentiment or a generic joke. That’s where sleazy greeting cards come in. Designed for those who laugh the loudest at the dirtiest jokes, these cards go where traditional ones wouldn’t dare. Whether it’s a birthday, bachelorette, breakup, or just a Tuesday, there’s a card here to perfectly match your filthy sense of humor.
Bold, Cheeky, and Outrageous
These aren’t your grandma’s greeting cards—unless she’s the one with the best spicy comebacks. From cheeky innuendos to downright outrageous sayings, each card is crafted to shock, delight, and definitely get a reaction. Some cards are rude, some are raunchy, and others toe the line of “should I really be laughing at this?” But hey, if it makes your bestie snort-laugh or your partner blush, we say mission accomplished.
Quality You Can Feel
Printed with bold graphics and unapologetically dirty humor, these cards are made from high-quality cardstock coated with a matte finish for a beautiful texture and feel. Printed in Colorado, USA, on eco-friendly paper, each card comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper—because even sleazy can be sustainable. Perfect for your significant other, friend, or family member, these cards say it with sass, spice, and zero filter.
- Blank inside
- A7 size (5″ x 7″)
- Printed in the USA onto a paper matte stock.
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper
- Uncoated texture on the inside for easy writing without smudging
- Printed on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish
SKU: SG001225
UPC: 810171402257
... Read moreDESCRIPTION:“Pound Town Scratch Off” Card by Sleazy Greetings
Take your Valentine on a one-way trip to Pound Town with this hilarious scratch-off greeting card! It looks just like a real ticket and brings a playful, unexpected twist to your gift. Whether you’re celebrating Valentine’s Day or just feeling frisky, this card delivers big laughs and turns up the heat!
Not Your Average Greeting Cards
Let’s be real—some occasions call for more than just a sweet sentiment or a generic joke. That’s where sleazy greeting cards come in. Designed for those who laugh the loudest at the dirtiest jokes, these cards go where traditional ones wouldn’t dare. Whether it’s a birthday, bachelorette, breakup, or just a Tuesday, there’s a card here to perfectly match your filthy sense of humor.
Bold, Cheeky, and Outrageous
These aren’t your grandma’s greeting cards—unless she’s the one with the best spicy comebacks. From cheeky innuendos to downright outrageous sayings, each card is crafted to shock, delight, and definitely get a reaction. Some cards are rude, some are raunchy, and others toe the line of “should I really be laughing at this?” But hey, if it makes your bestie snort-laugh or your partner blush, we say mission accomplished.
Quality You Can Feel
Printed with bold graphics and unapologetically dirty humor, these cards are made from high-quality cardstock coated with a matte finish for a beautiful texture and feel. Printed in Colorado, USA, on eco-friendly paper, each card comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper—because even sleazy can be sustainable. Perfect for your significant other, friend, or family member, these cards say it with sass, spice, and zero filter.
- Blank inside
- A7 size (5″ x 7″)
- Printed in the USA onto a paper matte stock.
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper
- Uncoated texture on the inside for easy writing without smudging
- Printed on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish
SKU: SG001225
UPC: 810171402257
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