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      Sleazy Greetings – World’s Greatest Farter Card

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      Sleazy Greetings – World’s Greatest Farter Card

      $6.99 52 Pleasure Points
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      Now the perfect card exists for the man that can clear a room in five seconds. Funny dad fart card printed on sturdy card stock and finished with a matte coating. From the witty text …

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      Sleazy Greetings – You’re Always Sexy Card

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      Sleazy Greetings – You’re Always Sexy Card

      $6.99 52 Pleasure Points
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      If your partner looks sexy all the time then being horny is inevitable. Give your significant other a laugh with this card perfect for Valentine’s Day or anniversaries. The front of the card features an …

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    • Sleazy Greetings – You’re On The Cunt List Card

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      Sleazy Greetings – You’re On The Cunt List Card

      $6.99 52 Pleasure Points
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      Remind your loved ones that they don’t belong on the Nice or Naughty List this year… but they do belong on the Cunt List. We all know who belongs on here… that’s right, I’m talking …

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    • Sleazy Greetings – Your Taco Is Off The Menu Card

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      Sleazy Greetings – Your Taco Is Off The Menu Card

      $6.99 52 Pleasure Points
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      Give this card to your girl to let her know that her taco is officially off the menu. Made from sturdy card stock and coated with a matte finish, this card offers a beautiful texture …

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    • Strip Poker Cards

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      Strip Poker Cards

      $13.99 104 Pleasure Points
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      Ready for an erotic game? 54 poker-cards for an (un)reputable gents-evening! Trumps are blond/black/brown and red. Enjoy the gambling… Material: Paper Color: Multi SKU: 740152 UPC: 4024144740154

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    • Sleazy Greetings – All I Want For Christmas Card

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      Sleazy Greetings – All I Want For Christmas Card

      $6.99 52 Pleasure Points
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      Let your boyfriend or husband know that all you want for Christmas this year is their dick. We would not recommend sending this Christmas card to your neighbor or weird co-worker, unless you guys have …

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    • Sleazy Greetings – I Like My Stocking… Card

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      Sleazy Greetings – I Like My Stocking… Card

      $6.99 52 Pleasure Points
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      Ladies, let your men know you like them how you like your stocking, well hung! As you’re hanging your stockings on the fireplace this year, we ask you to take some time to think about …

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    • Sleazy Greetings – Merry Christmas Bitch Card

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      Sleazy Greetings – Merry Christmas Bitch Card

      $6.99 52 Pleasure Points
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      This rude Christmas card is perfect for your husband, friend, wife, girlfriend, or boyfriend. Or even give it to that one aunt that always makes comments about your weight at Christmas. The front of this …

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    • Sleazy Greetings – Miserable Old Bastard Card

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      Sleazy Greetings – Miserable Old Bastard Card

      $6.99 52 Pleasure Points
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      Do you have a loved one in your life that says “bah humbug”, hates fun, and is seemingly visited by multiple spirits? Then maybe this card might be for them! Show your grinch-y loved ones …

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    • Sleazy Greetings – Santa Knows Card

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      Sleazy Greetings – Santa Knows Card

      $6.99 52 Pleasure Points
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      Spread some holiday cheer (and sass) with our “Santa Know You’ve Been A Bitch” Christmas card. Send this cheeky card to someone special on your naughty list and let them know that Santa isn’t fooled …

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    • Sleazy Greetings – Tit’s Christmas Card

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      Sleazy Greetings – Tit’s Christmas Card

      $6.99 52 Pleasure Points
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      Tit’s the season! This funny card is perfect to get your friends in the Christmas mood! I don’t know about you, but nothing gets me ready for Christmas quite like looking at boobs. The front …

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    • Sleazy Greetings – We Saw That Card

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      Sleazy Greetings – We Saw That Card

      $6.99 52 Pleasure Points
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      Who doesn’t love a mildly threatening yet hilarious Christmas card? Certainly not us! Let your naughty child know that Santa and Jesus have seen everything. Or scare your neighbors because you know that they let …

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