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Let your boyfriend or husband know that all you want for Christmas this year is their dick. We would not recommend sending this Christmas card to your neighbor or weird co-worker, unless you guys have …

Ladies, let your men know you like them how you like your stocking, well hung! As you’re hanging your stockings on the fireplace this year, we ask you to take some time to think about …

Get ready to jizz with laughter this holiday season with our hilarious Christmas card. Featuring a clever play on words and a jizz snowman, this card is perfect for anyone with a quirky sense of …

Whether you’re a Scrooge or happy little elf, you’re sure to appreciate this funny and witty Christmas Card. Complete with a cute yet well-endowed Santa, this card is sure to get at least a chuckle …

Do you have a loved one in your life that says “bah humbug”, hates fun, and is seemingly visited by multiple spirits? Then maybe this card might be for them! Show your grinch-y loved ones …