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Sleazy Greetings – Dead Mouse Card
$6.99
DESCRIPTION:
Sleazy Greetings latest dirty birthday card featuring an all-too-common sight to cat owners, dead things your cat decided to present to you. Perfect to make your girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, husband, fiancé, or significant-other laugh while celebrating their birthday. On a light purple background, this cute card is coated with a matte finish to deliver a high-quality feel.
- Writing on inside says, “I brought you a gift. It might be dead…”
- A7 size (5″ x 7″)
- Printed in Colorado, USA onto a paper matte stock.
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper
- Uncoated texture on the inside for easy writing without smudging
- Printed on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish
SKU: SG000013
UPC: 810063480127
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DESCRIPTION:
Sleazy Greetings latest dirty birthday card featuring an all-too-common sight to cat owners, dead things your cat decided to present to you. Perfect to make your girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, husband, fiancé, or significant-other laugh while celebrating their birthday. On a light purple background, this cute card is coated with a matte finish to deliver a high-quality feel.
- Writing on inside says, “I brought you a gift. It might be dead…”
- A7 size (5″ x 7″)
- Printed in Colorado, USA onto a paper matte stock.
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper
- Uncoated texture on the inside for easy writing without smudging
- Printed on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish
SKU: SG000013
UPC: 810063480127
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Sleazy Greetings – Same Penis Forever Card
0 out of 5$6.99
Click to enlarge imageSleazy Greetings – Same Penis Forever Card
$6.99DESCRIPTION:Remind your bestie exactly what they’re in for with their marriage with this cheeky card! This card is perfect for a bride to be with a good sense of humor. Made from sturdy card stock and coated with a matte finish, this card offers a beautiful texture and high-quality feel.
- Blank inside
- A7 size (5″ x 7″)
- Printed in the USA onto a paper matte stock.
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper
- Uncoated texture on the inside for easy writing without smudging
- Printed on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish
SKU: SG000189
UPC: 810063481896
... Read moreDESCRIPTION:Remind your bestie exactly what they’re in for with their marriage with this cheeky card! This card is perfect for a bride to be with a good sense of humor. Made from sturdy card stock and coated with a matte finish, this card offers a beautiful texture and high-quality feel.
- Blank inside
- A7 size (5″ x 7″)
- Printed in the USA onto a paper matte stock.
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper
- Uncoated texture on the inside for easy writing without smudging
- Printed on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish
SKU: SG000189
UPC: 810063481896
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Sleazy Greetings – Same Dick Forever Card
0 out of 5$6.99
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$6.99DESCRIPTION:Remind your bestie exactly what they’re in for with their marriage with this cheeky card! Perfect as a wedding or bachelor/ette gift, or just to give them a hint about how you feel about their partner. Made from sturdy card stock and coated with a matte finish, this card offers a beautiful texture and high-quality feel.
- Blank inside
- A7 size (5″ x 7″)
- Printed in the USA onto a paper matte stock.
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper
- Uncoated texture on the inside for easy writing without smudging
- Printed on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish
SKU: SG000132
UPC: 810063481315
... Read moreDESCRIPTION:Remind your bestie exactly what they’re in for with their marriage with this cheeky card! Perfect as a wedding or bachelor/ette gift, or just to give them a hint about how you feel about their partner. Made from sturdy card stock and coated with a matte finish, this card offers a beautiful texture and high-quality feel.
- Blank inside
- A7 size (5″ x 7″)
- Printed in the USA onto a paper matte stock.
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper
- Uncoated texture on the inside for easy writing without smudging
- Printed on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish
SKU: SG000132
UPC: 810063481315
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Sleazy Greetings – Pull My Hair Card
0 out of 5$6.99
Click to enlarge imageSleazy Greetings – Pull My Hair Card
$6.99DESCRIPTION:This hilarious card is perfect as a dirty anniversary card, dirty Valentine’s Day card, or naughty birthday card surprise for your boyfriend, girlfriend, wife, husband, significant other, or fiancé. Featuring two furry bunnies clapping cheeks, make your loved one laugh and invite ’em for some nocturnal physical activities. *Wink wink* Made from sturdy card stock and coated with a matte finish, this card offers a beautiful texture and high-quality feel.
- Writing on inside says, “You’re the best”
- A7 size (5″ x 7″)
- Printed in Montana, USA onto a paper matte stock.
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper
- Uncoated texture on the inside for easy writing without smudging
- Printed on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish
SKU: SG000063
UPC: 810063480622
... Read moreDESCRIPTION:This hilarious card is perfect as a dirty anniversary card, dirty Valentine’s Day card, or naughty birthday card surprise for your boyfriend, girlfriend, wife, husband, significant other, or fiancé. Featuring two furry bunnies clapping cheeks, make your loved one laugh and invite ’em for some nocturnal physical activities. *Wink wink* Made from sturdy card stock and coated with a matte finish, this card offers a beautiful texture and high-quality feel.
- Writing on inside says, “You’re the best”
- A7 size (5″ x 7″)
- Printed in Montana, USA onto a paper matte stock.
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper
- Uncoated texture on the inside for easy writing without smudging
- Printed on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish
SKU: SG000063
UPC: 810063480622
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Sleazy Greetings – Pizza Dat Ass Card
0 out of 5$6.99
Click to enlarge imageSleazy Greetings – Pizza Dat Ass Card
$6.99DESCRIPTION:Announcing our latest dirty card featuring everyone’s favorite food: a “pizza” ass! Perfect to playfully compliment your girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, husband, fiancé, or significant other’s best physical quality while celebrating an anniversary, birthday, or Valentine’s Day. On yellow recycled card stock, this piece of pizza is coated with a matte finish to deliver a high-quality feel. As they say, you are “butt” you eat, so hurry up and get this card while it’s hot!
- Writing on inside says, “A nice big slice”
- A7 size (5″ x 7″)
- Printed in Montana, USA onto a paper matte stock.
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper
- Uncoated texture on the inside for easy writing without smudging
- Printed on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish
SKU: SG000062
UPC: 810063480615
... Read moreDESCRIPTION:Announcing our latest dirty card featuring everyone’s favorite food: a “pizza” ass! Perfect to playfully compliment your girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, husband, fiancé, or significant other’s best physical quality while celebrating an anniversary, birthday, or Valentine’s Day. On yellow recycled card stock, this piece of pizza is coated with a matte finish to deliver a high-quality feel. As they say, you are “butt” you eat, so hurry up and get this card while it’s hot!
- Writing on inside says, “A nice big slice”
- A7 size (5″ x 7″)
- Printed in Montana, USA onto a paper matte stock.
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper
- Uncoated texture on the inside for easy writing without smudging
- Printed on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish
SKU: SG000062
UPC: 810063480615
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